If I were a tree, I wood like poplar music. Especially Spruce Sprigsteen. Or Johnny Cash’s Balsam Prison Blues.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Taking high voltage to your body is an acquired tased.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My parrot speaks many languages. He is a pollymath.
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