If you hunt aquatic mammals in the arctic, your fate is sealed.
BRINGING KINKY BACK
We need table names for a work event for physical therapists. One that we came up with already is The Hot Pack. We need names for a few other tables and would love one to do with ice. The others could have anything to do with physical therapy. ~Heather, Ridgefield, CT
- The Stretchers
- The Functionaries
- Sprainiacs
- Knotty Nurses
- Bringing Kinky Back
- Pains in the Neck
- Knotty N Ice
- An Ice Group
- Sore Sports
- Injured Ninjas
- The 10 [or insert your group size] Reps
- Pain Train
- Pulling Your Leg
- Starbacks
WICKÈD
Dear Pun Gents,
I love your puns! Hoping you can help me come up with a clever name for a small candle business I want to start. Fingers crossed! ~Victoria, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Wickèd
- Tallow Ho
- Tallow Can You Go
- Baby Got Wax
- Wax Of God
- Got A Light
- FlameBay [Flambé + eBay]
- Candelight [candle light]
- Candal [Scandal?]
- Flicker
If you get downsized from a castle, you’ve been de-moated.
Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”
RETAILIATOR
Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting up an online reselling business and would like a catchy/smart name for it. I would like it to be a pun or play on words if possible. I like names that are formed by putting two words together, like Facebook. Thanks! ~Philip, Buford, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
- Re:Sale
- Smooth Sales
- SaleE-Inc [Salient?]
- Eddie Vender [Eddie Vedder]
- Retailiator
- ChainSale
- StuffDiving
- InStockExchange
- SaleMail [snail mail]
- SalePutty [silly putty]
- HipShop [Hip Hop]
- ShipShop
- WicketPedia
- GoodBuyGuys
- BuyGeorge
BE CHIC INSTINCT
- Be Live Me
- Tina True Na [Tina Turner?]
- Be Chic Instinct [Basic Instinct]
- Lift Life
- Boho Be Home
- True Me On
- True Be Do Be
- Yes Dressed
- Chic Ya Boho
- Hot Boho D [hot body]
- Happy Boho D [happy bday]
We’re ambitious about puns! We’ve got plans to corny the market.
When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.
#DASHTAG
Dear Pun Gents, my best friend and I are having a scavenger hunt 25th birthday party and looking for a punny hashtag to keep the teams aware of each other’s progress throughout the night. ~Elsie, New York
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- #Dashtag
- #Scavengeance
- #ScavengeIsSweet
- #HuntingPuns
- #AttilaTheHunt
- #Scaviar
- #foundaquarter
- #25nonsense
- #the25thpercentfile
- #quartercenturions
- #aginglikeafindwine
- #finderstweeters
- #quartersearch


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