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Loading... (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading... (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I never ask my dentist and his wife to come for dinner. If he hears about a party, he complains, “Why gingivitis over?“
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Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a party planning and entertainment business. At this stage it’s just for kids but I don’t want to be limited to that as if all goes well. I may do all types of parties so I need something that is catchy and makes me stand out and I am certainly not clever enough to think of something myself. ~Karen, Thurgoona, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Balloonacy
- Have a Balloon
- Party Har Har
- Besta Fiesta
- Fete Accompli
- Blast Impressions
- Child’s Play [We make Party Planning Easy]
- All Ages Staging
- Memory Maker
- Event and Odds
- Host A La Vista
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Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a roller derby name please. I’d love a kickass, badass name. I’m a mum and I love my wine and food. Some say I can be scary. Cheers. ~Sheree, Perth, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Shereeker
- Drinking Sheree (sherry)
- Sheree Poppins (cherry poppings)
- Black Sheree
- Sheree Movie
- Sheree Kiri / Shari Kiri
- Sheredder
- She Red
- Perth Snatcher
- Wino-Ma Ryder
- Matriarch Enemy
- Gina Rollerbrigida
- Eatith My Dust
- Merlots Lane
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m a real estate agent needing an advertising slogan. It doesn’t have to have my name in it. For example my husband owns a company called salvage world; his slogan is It’s a Steal Not a Deal. It’s catchy and goes with salvage. ~Nancy
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Commissionary Position
- See you in Sell
- Your Best Kept Secret Agent
- I Sell Blocks, in Paradise not Prison!
- House Music
- You Deserve Massive Props
- Prop Drop and Roll
- Homes On The Range
- Home Mama
- Don’t Get Hosed, Get Housed
- Live Long and Prosper In Your Property
- Do The Deed
- Your Location Is My Vocation [or Location is my Vocation]
- There’s No Place Like Your Home
- Never out of Commission
- Where Buyers meet Cellars
- My Competitors are Roofless
- I Always Find a Lot to Love
- All’s Well that Ends Dwell
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Making fun of McDonald’s harms democracy. Because it’s dissin franchising. (And if you touch my McDonald’s taters I’ll be disenfrenchfriesed!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...LARAINE IN PAIN
Dear Pun Gents, I’m trying to find an awesome roller derby name. Help! My name is Laraine, nickname Rainey. I am a nurse, a mom, and a holy roller. ~Laraine, Bay Village
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
- LaRaine in Pain [play on ‘The Rain in Spain’]
- Rainey of Terror
- Nurse Vana [‘Nirvana’]
- All Terror Raine Vehicle
- Mount Raineyer
- Derby Diapers
- Grilled Jesus
- The Mamafier (mummifier)
- Rainey Deity
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you want to cut down on infidelity you need to take a less affair approach.
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