A public toilet, aka an IP address.
Heinz recently improved the recipe for its tomato sauce. The rest of the industry was left playing ketchup.
In a weird mixup, I rented a portapottie to watch my kids, because Sean Connery told me to “hire a shitter.“
Halloween gives you cancer–if you wear a cos’tume.
Does Atlantis exist? No, that is a false city.
Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
What’s a vegetarian’s favourite place to dine?
An arboretum.
People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.


