Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.
accidents
People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.
A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
The gaping wound in my arm makes me want to kill myself. I have suicidal tendon sees.
I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.
In a car accident, the Mercedes bends.


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