I don’t want to drink alone. Please beer with me.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I waited too long after New Year’s to uncork my champagne; it was a bit spumanti-climactic.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
(9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I woke up beside an elephant. Man did I feel trunk last night.
(10 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)Loading...True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
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