I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...There are places in India that sells prosthetic phalanges: A dhobi faux toe shop
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Politicians can be rather ticklish, when they’re up for a lick shin.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Organ thieves sell their goods to a body shop. Some offer free de-livery.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: Was it was strange working beside the woman who had poseable breasts?
ED: Yes – it was quite the jugs-to-position!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I knew a scientist who hypothesized that women’s breasts could be used to propel a canoe. Unfortunately, her theory was not very row bust.
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