If you want to lose weight for your wedding, do it in the Spring. Because bride grows before the fall.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Exhuming a corpse is rather updignified behaviour.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The breast reduction industry is a real juggernot.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The inventors of the silicone breast implant are long since retired. But I just want to say tanks for the mammaries.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do assholes never keep their mouth shut?
Because of the butt-talks!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.
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