The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: Was it was strange working beside the woman who had poseable breasts?
ED: Yes – it was quite the jugs-to-position!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I knew a scientist who hypothesized that women’s breasts could be used to propel a canoe. Unfortunately, her theory was not very row bust.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...A man with a frisbee for a leg got a pedicure. That is today’s toe-pick of discus-shin.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A colonoscope, aka a crack-er jack.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...If you own a plastic surgery clinic then you have firm botox.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
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