Your ass is on the line if you misuse punctuation. And you don’t have an asterisk.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I was violently kicked in the nuts. So I called 911 to get an ambulance. They said, sorry, dong number.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...If men and women use a bathroom, do hermaphrodites use a bothroom?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true that having a big nose is caused by a rhinovirus?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...People who lose control of their buttocks tend to squander their ass sets.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
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