Did you hear that rectal piercings can be poisonous? Some of them contain arse nic!
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Becoming an expert nipple-tweaker is a trial-and-areola process.
Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.
John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.
Do skinny people generate very much garbage?
No – they have small wastes!
With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
Organ thieves sell their goods to a body shop. Some offer free de-livery.
Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?


