NED: I thought I saw a walrus on the beach!
ED: Nah, that was just a seal lyin’.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...During Prohibition did mice visit squeakeasies?
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Discarded animal entrails smell absolutely offal.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Fauns have been accused of taking human/goat hormones.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...An unbroken horse is mare rage material.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When my new car drove off itself a cliff, I realized I had bought a lemming.
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