Why should you feed margarine to a farting parrot?
Because – it’s polly unflatulated!
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...My bizarre plans to become a marsupial are finally koalaescing.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I photographed a bear. It was a Kodiak moment. [Pun c/o of upcoming Punshine Ashley!]
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...The zoo knows that gorilla marketing can be very effective.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The world’s largest rodent-carving is absolutely hew-mongoose.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Small rodents have no identity. They are a nano mouse.
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