I slept with a farm animal. In the morning I felt pretty oxward.
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...All it took to determine that the stray dog was stuck in a net was a cur-sieve glance .
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
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