I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frightened bovines act cow herdly.
(409 votes, average: 4.98 out of 5)Loading...Creating genetic hybrids of a species is known as animalgamation.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which lizards eat bird poop?
Iguanos!
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest
ED: C’mon, just lamb poon them a little bit…
NED: There you go again, pressing my muttons!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Donkeys are smart. They have a lot of brayin’ power.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but ménage a bull.
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