Pigeons are the most poetic birds. They make height coos.
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Bird populations are never stable; they’re always in flocks.
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.
A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.
Want an inexpensive pet? Birds are cheeper.
The bankrupt birdkeeper ended up in hawk.
Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
Which birds are an inspiration to online punsters?
Why, the emus(e) of course!
A flightless bird never has soar wings.


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