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08/10/2024

Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

07/23/2024

Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

07/15/2024

My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

07/08/2024

The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

06/14/2024

I was surprised when my brain surgeon requested a urine sample. I replied ‘Why does my pia mater?’

And I was quite dejected after they removed my frontal lobes. I wanted nothing but to sulci around the house.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

06/11/2024

My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

06/09/2024

Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

05/31/2024

Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.

(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

05/25/2024

People who drink too much and vomit in the toilet are victims of their own loo-knee behaviour.

(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

05/24/2024

NED: Do you blog?
ED: No.
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.

(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)