The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
business
Did the inventor of the polygraph lie sense his product?
THE PILSNERS OF THE EARTH
Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a story about a castle that was converted into a tavern. I think it needs a punny name, don’t you? ~Hadley, Saskatoon, SK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Sit Your Buttress Down
- Come Get Pilastered
- The Bar Bican
- The DramBridge
- Get Your Moater Running
- Redoubtful Renovation
- We’re All Out of Stockade
- Lunchin’ in a Dungeon
Does the terrorist business model involve vertical interrogation and just-in-timer delivery?
TAT’S ALL FOLKS
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a tattoo shop business name. ~Jason, Coplay, PA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Tattanium
- Henna Barbarians
- Bawdy Art
- Brandy’s
- Ned’s Needles
- Scar Faces
When Napster hit the music industry, it was like Sharenobyl.
MATCHISMO
Dear Pun Gents, I just started my own matchmaking business and have been offered a five-minute slot on a South African radio station. The slot is called Pun Review. I need to tell people about dating, matchmaking, the first date, etc, and I need to use as many clever puns as I can. Please help!! ~Bonita, Johannesburg
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Our service is a model of a fish-in-the-sea.
- Looking to get lady?
- You pick up chicks or we pick up the cheque.
- Did somebody sneeze? Match-You!
GENTLEMEN PREFER BLOGS
Dear Pun Gents, our CEO is starting a blog with two other high-up ladies in the company and are looking for a name for it. They are all members of the board if that helps. ~John, Birmingham, UK (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Blogs Have More Fun
- Blong-term Strategies
- I CEO U
- Chairmen of the Bored
- Three’s Company
- Wisdom of the Profits
- Veep Tweets
In marketing news, Viagra has been targeting its product to universities—especially the sophomore students.
Did Judas avoid the stock markets?
No – in fact he was a day traitor.