I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real.
catchphrases
When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?
“Make it faux.”
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?
At an Oh-eh-sis!
Keanu Reeves like curds and no whey.
Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.


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