When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
catchphrases
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?
“Make it faux.”
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?
At an Oh-eh-sis!
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
Keanu Reeves like curds and no whey.
Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.