I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
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(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.
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