I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.
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No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!
With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!
If you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.
Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.


