NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...When my scooter was stolen, I moped.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Do incarcerated clowns get con-juggle visits?
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who steals a train has a loco motive.
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