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02/25/2022

I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

02/10/2022

When my scooter was stolen, I moped.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

01/23/2022

Do incarcerated clowns get con-juggle visits?

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

09/18/2021

Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/19/2021

I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.

(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

05/02/2021

I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

04/03/2021

I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

02/13/2021

Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

01/15/2021

Anyone who steals a train has a loco motive.

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10/26/2020

I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.

(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)