Piracy is big business. It ain’t no Somali change.
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Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Palin spent $150,000 on campaign outfits?
If she keeps that up, she certainly won’t clothes The Gap.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The New Orleans levy inspectors will be forever dammed.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he  never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Monetary policy madness: Fed Chair Ben Bernanke, aka the ‘Bernanker-Chief’, is blowing his wad!
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