I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
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(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...To set the mood, my girl microwaved some gorgonzola. Cheese so hot when she does that.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I had a communist lover. She left Marx all over my body. They’re only visible from certain Engels.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My friend drives a steamroller. He’s a grade guy, a real smooth operator. He has a nice flat, and a level head. He’s really into community surface.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m really having fun dating a Star Wars character. It’s Ewok on the wild side!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Carpenters are poly hammerous. They even do it with nailiens.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!
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