Why are funerals usually held in the a.m.?
Because – they’re in mourning.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...When I die, please skip the embalming. I’m not one for empty formaldehydes. These are my final odours.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Putting down a mangy dog requires a lot a cur rage.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true that Jesus was sentenced to be run over by a Chrysler PT?
Yes, He was Cruiserfied.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When the power goes out at the morgue, you end up with more goo.
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