When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
death
Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
Why are funerals usually held in the a.m.?
Because – they’re in mourning.
Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.
In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.
In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.
Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
When I die, please skip the embalming. I’m not one for empty formaldehydes. These are my final odours.
Putting down a mangy dog requires a lot a cur rage.


