Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.
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(12 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)Loading...I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
(8 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Why are funerals usually held in the a.m.?
Because – they’re in mourning.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Putting down a mangy dog requires a lot a cur rage.
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