After the Tuberculosis Society held a lavish fundraising banquet, their coughers were quite full.
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PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.
The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.
Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.
I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.
If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.
Anyone who repeatedly paves a street is retarreded.
Do our puns make you vomit? Then visit a refluxologist!
The spread of testicular cancer has reached epididymis proportions.