PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.
drugs
In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.
The value of medicinal marijuana is a bit doobious. It shouldn’t be token seriously. Don’t get your nose out of joint, but there is a lot of spliffy new research that says so—420 new papers a year.
Breaking (Wind) News!
Check out Pat’s performance at the 2009 O. Henry Pun-Off:
Wired? Then why read?
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘
When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
Feeling lazy and depressed? Tricycline.
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.