Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
drugs
Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?
Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.
There’s a new drug called ‘food’ that makes you feel great, and is good for you too. From now on, I’m poppin suppers!
Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator?
Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
Pharmaceuticals is a vial industry.
PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.
In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.
The value of medicinal marijuana is a bit doobious. It shouldn’t be token seriously. Don’t get your nose out of joint, but there is a lot of spliffy new research that says so—420 new papers a year.
Breaking (Wind) News!
Check out Pat’s performance at the 2009 O. Henry Pun-Off:

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