Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator?
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Pharmaceuticals is a vial industry.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.
(10 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5)Loading...The value of medicinal marijuana is a bit doobious. It shouldn’t be token seriously. Don’t get your nose out of joint, but there is a lot of spliffy new research that says so—420 new papers a year.
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Check out Pat’s performance at the 2009 O. Henry Pun-Off:
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
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