My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.
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Loading...I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry? Sì, bling
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My grandma always gives me the benefit of the dote.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...They gave my mother’s sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
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