There was a fat man who spoke in riddles. Talking to him was like entering a flabyrinth.
fat jokes
Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.
If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford
My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.
Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.
Fat jokes usually have a big paunch line.
Wide men can’t jump.
Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello.
The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.


