If you’re at a loss for words, don’t worry, it’s just aphasia.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I dropped a chocolatey treat down my pants while camping – but I didn’t let it stop me. One ‘smore into the breech!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
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