What’s your Stans on Central Asia?
geography
I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.
After defecting from my prestigious job in Pyongyang, my Korea went south.
Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing.
Hear that the Mafia is trying to lose its tough-guy image?
In fact – they’re now calling it Sissily!
Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?
Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!
Does the Czech capital embrace ideology?
Not at all – it’s a Prague-matic town.
Everyone seems to be moving to the Middle East. It’s a case of the Bahrain drain.
When naming mountain ranges, shouldn’t they all be called the Appellations?