Afghanistan may not have the Internet, but they are kings of Khyber space.
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There are holes in France. Trou story.
They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!
Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
What’s your Stans on Central Asia?
I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.
After defecting from my prestigious job in Pyongyang, my Korea went south.
Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing.
Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?
Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!


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