I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
holidays
Happy New Year. But why do I feel so auld?
St. Patrick’s Day in New Orleans is a wonderful O’Cajun.
Where should you shop for Mother’s Day?
Mumbai.
I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
Obsessed with Halloween? You may have a ghoul-oriented personality. Don’t worry, it just ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree. maybe even your mummy.
I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.