So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
holidays
NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
Happy New Year. But why do I feel so auld?

