Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.
holidays
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
Happy New Year. But why do I feel so auld?
St. Patrick’s Day in New Orleans is a wonderful O’Cajun.
Where should you shop for Mother’s Day?
Mumbai.
I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.


