For my 40th, I plan to wash my butt. Happy bidet!
hygiene
Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.
I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.
How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.
I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
Which actor wears a toupee? Harrison Ford.
The man accused of bad breath was surprisingly gracious. Quote, “I harbour no recent mints.”
Anyone who worries about their hair is a doo fuss.
I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.
When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.


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