As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Some fundamentalist Islamic parents won’t let their daughters leave the house. They keep them under Koran-teen.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Birthquake: a woman going into labour.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Giving birth to a happy baby is no mean fetus.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Malingerer: a kid who hangs out in shopping centers.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A half-man, half-goat makes the best baby-satyr.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.
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