A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
kids
Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.
As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?
Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
Some fundamentalist Islamic parents won’t let their daughters leave the house. They keep them under Koran-teen.
Birthquake: a woman going into labour.
Giving birth to a happy baby is no mean fetus.
Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.
Malingerer: a kid who hangs out in shopping centers.


