I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My son loves his bottle. The big glug.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why could Frosty the Snowman see everything?
Because he had ice in the back of his head!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The chiropractor told my pregnant wife and I that our unborn child should have an adjustment. But I think he was just trying to fetus align.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Some fundamentalist Islamic parents won’t let their daughters leave the house. They keep them under Koran-teen.
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