I made my son do sit-ups. He claimed it was child ab use.
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Puns about toilet training are really scraping the bottom. Don’t ask wipe, we just poopoo them.
Did many clothing designers suffer from infantile diarrhea?
Yes – it’s Gucci-Gucci goo!
Do overprivileged children go online for their social networthing?
How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
What were Marcel Duchamp’s first words? “Dada.“
My toddler loves technology. When he eats, he uses instant messing.
I’m forming a Kindergarten Metal band. Gonna call it AB/CD.
Elementary school talent shows are intense. Some of the competitors really go for the juggler.
My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.