I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.
pigs
The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
I tried to fatten up the hogs, but the piggins were slim.
My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’
Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.
I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously.