When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
(7 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I get along well with pig breeders. Our interests are interswined.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The future of farming? Pig Data.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.
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