Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed.
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VP candidate Sarah claims to know that the world was created 6,000 years ago—but most Palin-ontologists would disagree.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...A government that despises the people is democritic.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My Soviet-made car never worked. It had a Lada problems. It was a Lenin. It kept Stalin; I would always have to use my feet, and Trotsky to work – and that is total Bolshevik!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When he was a young man Fidel Castro went to a Cuban psychic and asked if she could tell anything about him. The old woman looked at Fidel closely and declared, “You should avoid alcohol at all costs. Because when you are drunk I predict that you will make waves, overthrow governments, and stir up revolution!” She pointed at him, “So do not, under any circumstances, become inebriated!”
Well, El Commandante was put off. This was ridiculous:
“Me, a drunken revolutionary?” he replied, “that’s preposterous!” And he pointed a finger back, “Ma’am, you are a crook and a charlatan. Why, I don’t even believe in stupor-sedition!”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.
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