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09/02/2023

Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.

(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

08/30/2023

Which species of fish are the most democratic?

Those who vote in eelections.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

08/15/2023

Smartphone downloads will at last be available in North Korea, under the U.S. and South Korea’s policy of app easement.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

08/09/2023

Is it true that Middle Eastern tyrants Arab-dictating power?

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

08/03/2023

Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.

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07/19/2023

Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed.

(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

06/16/2023

VP candidate Sarah claims to know that the world was created 6,000 years ago—but most Palin-ontologists would disagree.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

06/03/2023

Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

05/30/2023

A government that despises the people is democritic.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

05/28/2023

My Soviet-made car never worked. It had a Lada problems. It was a Lenin. It kept Stalin; I would always have to use my feet, and Trotsky to work – and that is total Bolshevik!

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)