Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.
poo jokes
We will do any kind of scatological joke, except if it’s ass poonerism.
Microsoft knows that programming crappy software requires many shitterations.
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
Which lizards eat bird poop?
Iguanos!
Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.

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