As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
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ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
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