My apartment was infested by a pair of insects, so I decided to charge them rent. Does that make me the lessor of two weevils?
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The story about the boy who had imaginary insect friends was very knew antsed.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a louse’s favourite hobby? Nitting.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.
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