For those trying to give up salty snacks for Lent, I say beer nut afraid.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Parsimony: when someone cheats at golf and then bribes a priest for forgiveness.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The strip club dancer once attended mass, but now she’s a laps Catholic.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Drooling is my new religion. It’s the only path to salivation.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Renegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother’s sister was the Auntie Christ.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear that God is being sued for not allowing sinners into Heaven? The plaintiffs allege grace-based discrimination.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...In Italy do the priests ride around on vespers?
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