When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently ab staining.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What are the three most important things to consider when becoming a priest?
Vocation, vocation, vocation!
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I would prostitute myself for the chance to join a radical Jewish sect. That’s right, I Lev Tahor.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I discovered a casino in the Mennonite neighbourhood, I knew something was Amish.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Parsimony: when someone cheats at golf and then bribes a priest for forgiveness.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The strip club dancer once attended mass, but now she’s a laps Catholic.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.
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