Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.
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The first Concorde failed to achieve its goal of doubling the speed of sound. The dejected aeronautics engineers were upset, saying, “I guess it’s Mach 2 basics.”
Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.
Cows who produce rotten milk should be put out to pasteur.
If laser beams are good for light work, then lazier beams are good for nothing.
Hear about the chemist who couldn’t decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments.
Issues of the Journal of Poisonous Chemicals were stacked on the periodical table of ailments.
Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
Louis Pasteur loved his cattle. When he was a professor he received his degree honor ‘is cowsa.

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