In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.
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