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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...FOOS RUSH IN
Dear Pun Gents,
My husband and his buddy(ies) are obsessed with Foosball. I want to make them Tshirts to poke fun at the level of seriousness with which they treat this game. They have a “league” name that’s pretty lame too. Any league name/Tshirt ideas? ~Jean, Minnesota
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- I Pity the Foos
- Foos Rush In
- Foosball: Spinnacle of Achievement
- Angle Phile
- Hot Rods
- The Angle of Death
- Charlie’s Angles
- Wristocrats
- G.RIP
- Goaligula
- What the Fake
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...THE ROW LESS TRAVELLED
Dear Pun Gents, we are a Stand Up Paddle Club and we have just entered an Adventure Race. We have two teams of 3–two girls and a guy on each. We need a fun name for each team that will go together and play off each other. The race is a bike, trek and paddle. Can you help us??? ~Ashlyn, Lafayette, LA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Three Oar More
- Iron Oars
- Bobbin Oars [Bobby Orr]
- The Strokes
- Surf | Turf
- Deadly Strokes | Hard Attacks
- Strokin Off a Victory
- Stroklahoma | Trexas
- Alex TrekBikea
- Stand Up For your Bikes
- Drug Paddled Haze | Strokecaine Addicts
- Canoedle
- Adventure-race Types
- Riding the Threeway
- Start Treks
- The Row Less Travelled
- Row | Wade
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...SPRINT CHICKENS
Dear Pun Gents, some friends and I participate in running and tri events together and need a kickass team name. We are all very different people, but we like to be silly, have fun, drink, joke, and laugh together. We’re from Baton Rouge, LA, and we’re a melting pot of bartenders, waitresses, hair stylists, nursing student, vocal artists and a painter. ~Liz, Baton Rouge, LA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rouge the Day
- Mixed Results
- Service Sector
- Tri Hard
- A Legged Criminals
- Pass the Baton
- The Running Jokes
- Baton the Hatches
- Sprint Chickens
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...EXTREME INSULINS
Dear Pun Gents: The JDRF (Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation) is starting a running club to train and do some races, with a marathon at the end of the season. We’re looking for a name. Some words to spark your sass: insulin, pancreas, glucose, islet cells. ~Sarah, Excelsior, MN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- [Running with] Extreme Insulins
- We didn’t just bond: We Glucose
- Banting and Panting
- You Sugar Me All Night Long
- No Man Is An Islet
- Tryabetes [or Tri-abetes for Triathlon]
- Pancreassassins
- Don’t Believe the Type
- Diabeat You Up
- Do or Diabetes
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...THE RUNNING JOKES
Dear PunGents, we are a couple running a half-marathon as a relay team. She is from the midwest and he is from the deep south. We need a name. ~Karen
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Relayted Couple
- The Half-Married Thongs
- The Long Distance Relationship
- Going the Distance
- Half the Marathon I Used to Be
- The Running Jokes
- Carnal Relay Shins
- Across Country Team
- Bless Us, for we have Shinned
- The Better Halfs
- You Shoe Me All Night Long
(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)Loading...HRmy of DARKNESS
Dear Pun Gents, we are HR employees in a healthcare organization forming a team for a 100-mile fitness challenge. There are going to be other teams from other departments, so we need something catchy to identify us as HR. ~Lisa, Richmond
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- HRotica
- HRmes (Greek God)
- HRmy of Darkness
- March into Health
- Take it Personnelly
- 100-Mile Riot
- Friends with Benefit Plans
- 100 Miles/HR
- Personnel trainers
- We had the runs for a century
- The Hired Guns
(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...A HUE GOOD WOMEN
Dear Pun Gents, we’re a group of 40-something fun ladies doing a color run. Can you help us with a name? ~Jo, Beaumont, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Huetonium
- Bluetonium
- Hue-ten Nannies
- A Hue Good Women
- Pantones in a knot
- Shady Characters
- The Pink Hos
- Sprectrunners
- Purpleslass Exercise
- Chromagnons
- Colorado
- Runbows
- Orangetans
- Inspectra Gadget
- Orange You Faster than That
- Green Achers
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...TORAH HOLE IN HER
Dear Pun Gents, I am in desperate need of a punny roller derby name! I would really like a badass, mock violent one that has to do with me being Jewish or Diabetic–pretty please! If you can think of as many as possible that would be greatly appreciated. You guys rock, thank you! ~Elyse, Flagstaff, AZ
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Die! Abbey Tic
- Hebrewno Mars
- Jewlia ‘Wild’ Child
- Izzy Rails (Israel)
- Is Rolly
- Queen Insulina
- Jeru Slam!
- Ruth lass
- Blood Sugar Baby
- The Glucagoner
- Shiva-lry is dead
- Shiva LeBoeuf
- Little Prick
- Finger Pricking Good
- Synagogue Reflex
- Torah Hole in Her
- Type 2 Killer
- Judge Dreidel
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...DOZEN GET ANY EASIER
Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name. Twelve of us (7 ladies, 5 gents) are doing a race called the Ragnar Relay: a 200-mile race from Huntington Beach to San Diego. The race takes about 24 hours, with running straight through. Maybe something to do with Lactic Acid. Some names already used are: Lactic Acid Flashbacks; Dear Legs, I am Sorry; We Got the Runs. ~Zach, California
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Ragnarok Stars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar%C3%B6k)
- Lactated Shin Consultants
- 1 Day and Confused
- SoCal Hoaxes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair)
- Dozen Get Any Easier
- Runnin’ Ragnared
- Miley Sigh-us.
- The SDTees
- Two-Four the Show
- Marathunder
- Sweatier Report
- Sole Searching
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