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THE FINNISH LIONS

Dear Pun Gents, my husband and two sons are entering a 5k called Color me Rad. The oldest boy is 14 and the younger one is 11. It’s the first marathon for each of them, including my husband. We need your help with a clever team name! ~Adele, Prince Albert, SK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Radiators
  2. Surround Sneakers
  3. The Run of the Litter
  4. Express Male
  5. I Would Run 5000 Metres
  6. A Legged Incompetence
  7. The Finnish Lions
  8. Two teen our own horns
  9. Two Sons in Arizona
  10. The Feeting of the 5000
  11. Trio Huggers
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FOOS RUSH IN

Dear Pun Gents,
My husband and his buddy(ies) are obsessed with Foosball. I want to make them Tshirts to poke fun at the level of seriousness with which they treat this game. They have a “league” name that’s pretty lame too. Any league name/Tshirt ideas? ~Jean, Minnesota

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I Pity the Foos
  2. Foos Rush In
  3. Foosball: Spinnacle of Achievement
  4. Angle Phile
  5. Hot Rods
  6. The Angle of Death
  7. Charlie’s Angles
  8. Wristocrats
  9. G.RIP
  10. Goaligula
  11. What the Fake
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THE ROW LESS TRAVELLED

Dear Pun Gents, we are a Stand Up Paddle Club and we have just entered an Adventure Race. We have two teams of 3–two girls and a guy on each. We need a fun name for each team that will go together and play off each other. The race is a bike, trek and paddle. Can you help us??? ~Ashlyn, Lafayette, LA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Three Oar More
  2. Iron Oars
  3. Bobbin Oars [Bobby Orr]
  4. The Strokes
  5. Surf | Turf
  6. Deadly Strokes | Hard Attacks
  7. Strokin Off a Victory
  8. Stroklahoma | Trexas
  9. Alex TrekBikea
  10. Stand Up For your Bikes
  11. Drug Paddled Haze | Strokecaine Addicts
  12. Canoedle
  13. Adventure-race Types
  14. Riding the Threeway
  15. Start Treks
  16. The Row Less Travelled
  17. Row | Wade
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SPRINT CHICKENS

Dear Pun Gents, some friends and I participate in running and tri events together and need a kickass team name. We are all very different people, but we like to be silly, have fun, drink, joke, and laugh together. We’re from Baton Rouge, LA, and we’re a melting pot of bartenders, waitresses, hair stylists, nursing student, vocal artists and a painter. ~Liz, Baton Rouge, LA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rouge the Day
  2. Mixed Results
  3. Service Sector
  4. Tri Hard
  5. A Legged Criminals
  6. Pass the Baton
  7. The Running Jokes
  8. Baton the Hatches
  9. Sprint Chickens
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EXTREME INSULINS

Dear Pun Gents: The JDRF (Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation) is starting a running club to train and do some races, with a marathon at the end of the season. We’re looking for a name. Some words to spark your sass: insulin, pancreas, glucose, islet cells. ~Sarah, Excelsior, MN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. [Running with] Extreme Insulins
  2. We didn’t just bond: We Glucose
  3. Banting and Panting
  4. You Sugar Me All Night Long
  5. No Man Is An Islet
  6. Tryabetes [or Tri-abetes for Triathlon]
  7. Pancreassassins
  8. Don’t Believe the Type
  9. Diabeat You Up
  10. Do or Diabetes
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THE RUNNING JOKES

Dear PunGents, we are a couple running a half-marathon as a relay team. She is from the midwest and he is from the deep south. We need a name. ~Karen

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Relayted Couple
  2. The Half-Married Thongs
  3. The Long Distance Relationship
  4. Going the Distance
  5. Half the Marathon I Used to Be
  6. The Running Jokes
  7. Carnal Relay Shins
  8. Across Country Team
  9. Bless Us, for we have Shinned
  10. The Better Halfs
  11. You Shoe Me All Night Long
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HRmy of DARKNESS

Dear Pun Gents, we are HR employees in a healthcare organization forming a team for a 100-mile fitness challenge. There are going to be other teams from other departments, so we need something catchy to identify us as HR. ~Lisa, Richmond

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. HRotica
  2. HRmes (Greek God)
  3. HRmy of Darkness
  4. March into Health
  5. Take it Personnelly
  6. 100-Mile Riot
  7. Friends with Benefit Plans
  8. 100 Miles/HR
  9. Personnel trainers
  10. We had the runs for a century
  11. The Hired Guns
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A HUE GOOD WOMEN

Dear Pun Gents, we’re a group of 40-something fun ladies doing a color run. Can you help us with a name? ~Jo, Beaumont, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Huetonium
  2. Bluetonium
  3. Hue-ten Nannies
  4. A Hue Good Women
  5. Pantones in a knot
  6. Shady Characters
  7. The Pink Hos
  8. Sprectrunners
  9. Purpleslass Exercise
  10. Chromagnons
  11. Colorado
  12. Runbows
  13. Orangetans
  14. Inspectra Gadget
  15. Orange You Faster than That
  16. Green Achers
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TORAH HOLE IN HER

Dear Pun Gents, I am in desperate need of a punny roller derby name! I would really like a badass, mock violent one that has to do with me being Jewish or Diabetic–pretty please! If you can think of as many as possible that would be greatly appreciated. You guys rock, thank you! ~Elyse, Flagstaff, AZ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Die! Abbey Tic
  2. Hebrewno Mars
  3. Jewlia ‘Wild’ Child
  4. Izzy Rails (Israel)
  5. Is Rolly
  6. Queen Insulina
  7. Jeru Slam!
  8. Ruth lass
  9. Blood Sugar Baby
  10. The Glucagoner
  11. Shiva-lry is dead
  12. Shiva LeBoeuf
  13. Little Prick
  14. Finger Pricking Good
  15. Synagogue Reflex
  16. Torah Hole in Her
  17. Type 2 Killer
  18. Judge Dreidel
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