Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.
swimming
Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.
When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.
Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.
Learning to swim is worth the wade.
If when swimming you see a lone shark, pay interest.
When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus!


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