The Simpson boy was shot to death in a Springfield tavern. All evidence pointed toward Moe, the Bart-ender.
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Which dog could breathe underwater? Scuba Do.
There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.
That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.
The nerdiest rock band ever?
Deep Urkel.
I’m hooked on a TV program called Scones in Canada. Have to admit, I’m only watching it for the Tea and Eh.
NED: What’s a river rodent’s favourite TV show?
ED: Leave it to Beaver?
NED: No, Welcome Back Otter!
The fastidious mathematician’s favourite show was Ln Order.
When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.
If the star of House drove a truck, it would be a huge lorry.


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