Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...Do rowdy sea creatures have barnacle fistfights?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...When I saw the large Rocky Mountain deer getting beat up, all in a row, I was shocked. It was an elk-align battery.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Tyson bit Holyfield, it was earie.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.
(7 votes, average: 1.43 out of 5)Loading...So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
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