Did all the goodlooking women go naked during the London Blitz?
Yes – there were many ‘aerate’ sirens.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If Kim Jong Un launches nukes it will be a Korea ending move.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?
Yes, the Mongol whored.
(9 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about that high-tech thriller, about a submarine crew that gets lost at sea due to extreme computer failure? It’s called DOS Boot. As the movie unfolds it’s clear that the vessel’s discipline was lax: not a mouse was stirring while some key bored personnel were in the washroom taking a FTP. The submarine was suddenly swamped by torrents of WAVs, and couldn’t make it to the dock. Windows were stupidly left open, resulting in an impossible Turing radius as they were overwhelmed by the C. It was a Unix situation, and as they twirled out into the ethernet the captain radioed the nearest B-52 Flying Fortran for help. “This hertz, Mac,” he cried. “It megahertz! I need a pier-to-pier transfer.” But due to BASIC errors and faulty navigation they could not find anchor, and crashed, leaving no possibility for a SQL.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The war on flies in Mexico: aka the Zap a Tsetse Rebellion.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.
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