Month: February 2011

JUNG AT HEART

Dear Pun Gents, got any ideas on how to incorporate psychology vocabulary with Valentine’s Day? It can be a person, a theory, a perspective, anything. Thanks so much! ~Victoria, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I’m no longer a Freud of love
  2. Maslow dance with me? You’re at the top of my hierarchy of needs.
  3. I need multi-moanal therapy
  4. Don’t you love when a secret Myers Briggs you flowers?
  5. You’re the narcissed person I know
  6. Let’s Roschach up
  7. Are you into DS&M?
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SMILE FOR THE PHOTON

Dear Pun Gents, my AP physics teacher is getting married, and she wants our class to come up with (cheesy) physics puns to put on little Valentine hearts that will be on display at the wedding. The pun has to be romantic and include physics. Example: I’m falling for you, at 9.8m/s^2! Thanks so much! ~Ryan, Palatine

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It Hertz to be apart
  2. You’re my favourite Galileo
  3. I quanta be with you
  4. Your quarks are so charming
  5. Love is Vectorious
  6. Our love is a universal constant
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SLAM THUNK?

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a story about how the local high school basketball team gets mentally prepared for a game and I need a catchy title for it. I know you can do it, please help me! ~AJ, Chicago

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. No Basket Cases Here
  2. Mentally Power Forward
  3. Keying In
  4. Head Quarters
  5. Get In the Zone
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LINDSAY DAVENPORTMANTEAU

Dear Pun Gents, I need a unique and clever tennis team name; can’t be too dirty minded. We are fun and enjoy our cocktails. 🙂 ~Misty, Keller, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Teamsters Racquet
  2. Martini Dringis
  3. No Speakah de Hingis
  4. Night Capriatis
  5. Dimentieval on Your Ass
  6. The Serenavenusians
  7. Lobby Williams
  8. We Drop Shots
  9. Full Service
  10. The Backhanded Complements
  11. Glam Slams
  12. Womenbledon
  13. Lobstoppers
  14. Aceholes
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PROJECTILE MANAGEMENT

Dear Pun Gents, a dodgeball pun. ~Sophia, Glendale, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. What’s better than a cockblock? Dodgeball.
  2. Dodgeball players love to strike.
  3. Dodge City was know for being quite live-ball.
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TOTAL BULLONEY

Dear Pun Gents, anti-bullying awareness is coming up in our hospital and we’re looking for a good slogan to put on a pink t-shirt. Any ideas would be sooooo appreciated! ~Helen, Parry Sound, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This is a tease hurt
  2. I like intimate dating, not intimidating.
  3. This is not a bully market
  4. Sorry, I’m just not following the threat?
  5. I’ve [literally] got something on my chest – back off bullies
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THE ANSWER, MY FRIENDS…

Dear Pun Gents, we’re a trivia team needing a new name for the season. We are pretty good but awful at the music round. We are trying to incorporate a music theme this time. ~Kat, Winnipeg, MB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. She Drives Me Quizzy
  2. The Answer, My Friends, is Blowin’ in the Wind
  3. Ain’t No Party Like a JE-O-Pardy!
  4. Trebek in the Saddle
  5. The Who (What Where When How)
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TIE THE KNIT

Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a feature about knitted royal weddings (William and Kate Middleton). I need a short pun that incorporates knitting, weddings and royalty! ~Elaine, Colchester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Windsors tie the knit
  2. Such a needles expense!
  3. Not a crochety couple
  4. We’re all for gauge marriage
  5. All eyes will be swatching
  6. Kate seems comfortable in her skein.
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CONSUMERRHAGE

Dear Pun Gents, I need a good name for a shopping addiction support group. Thank you for any help you can provide! ~Belinda, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Cause-mall-ogists
  2. Buyer Straits
  3. The Visa Squad
  4. The Shopping Bloc
  5. The Paypal See
  6. Buy-cycle Cops
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