Irish emigration due to the great potato famine, aka Starch Trek?
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(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...LONG TIME PUNNING
Dear Pun Gents, two other ladies and I are running a marathon relay and we need a punny team name, possibly incorporating our love for imbibing, running, and/or how not fast we are. Thanks! ~Erika, Seattle, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The 26ers [26 mile race/ 26 oz bottle of booze]
- Jog Wild
- Pain for Drinks
- Limbibers
- Pace Be With You
- Running on Empties
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...VENUES DE SMILO
Dear Pun Gents, I’m an illustration artist looking for a pun to match a logo titled Venue such as “What’s on the venue?” ~Eddie, Savannah, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Venues de Milo
- Women are from Venues
- Veni, Vidi, Venue
- Venue gonna call?
- Venue-clear capable [nuclear capable]
- Venue it was You
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...AUTHOR D’OEUVRES
Dear Pun Gents, we are holding a charity book event on Friday and need ideas for table names. We are naming each table with a pun on an author name e.g. The Wilde Things. Do you have any suggestions? ~Anne, Romsey, Hampshire, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rowling Stomachs
- The Shaw Mens
- ReJoycers
- The Toyl Stoydiers
- Woolf Men
- Apostles of Christie
- The RacKoontz
- Fine Yong Cannibals
- Scarry Faces
- Barbie Dahls
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I sat naked on a bucket of frozen water, after someone suggested I run for moon icy pail government.
(4 votes, average: 1.25 out of 5)Loading...THE SLURPER BOWL
Dear Pun Gents, my co-ed football team is trying to think of a name with a sexual pun to it. That’s what the captain wants. Something where Will Ferrell would say haha. ~Olivia, Fayetteville, NC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Tight Ends [too obvious]
- Poonters
- Hut Slots
- We Touch Down There
- No Cuddle Offense
- Line of Rimmage
- Third and Long
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...OPUN HOUSE
Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a web guide for students attending a university open day, and need a pun. Help. ~Wallace, Sunderland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Welcome, academian nuts
- It’s not tour early to sign up
- We got Guides and Dolls.
- A day of dancing and parentsing
- Check our smoking hot class
- You can’t spell education without ‘ducat’ – get your tickets here.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...ROLLING IN DOHA
Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team at work. We are a drilling team that drill gas wells offshore. ~CD, Doha, Qatar
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rolling in Doha
- The Qataracts: We Strike You Blind
- The Drillionaires
- Offshore Things
- The Spillage People
- Power Ball Lads
- A Spare a Gas
- Gas Spare Tame? [yikes]
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.
(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Is it true that having a big nose is caused by a rhinovirus?
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