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All Puns for February, 2011

02/28/11

Irish emigration due to the great potato famine, aka Starch Trek?

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02/27/11

LONG TIME PUNNING

Dear Pun Gents, two other ladies and I are running a marathon relay and we need a punny team name, possibly incorporating our love for imbibing, running, and/or how not fast we are. Thanks! ~Erika, Seattle, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The 26ers [26 mile race/ 26 oz bottle of booze]
  2. Jog Wild
  3. Pain for Drinks
  4. Limbibers
  5. Pace Be With You
  6. Running on Empties
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02/27/11

VENUES DE SMILO

Dear Pun Gents, I’m an illustration artist looking for a pun to match a logo titled Venue such as “What’s on the venue?” ~Eddie, Savannah, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Venues de Milo
  2. Women are from Venues
  3. Veni, Vidi, Venue
  4. Venue gonna call?
  5. Venue-clear capable [nuclear capable]
  6. Venue it was You
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02/27/11

To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.

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02/27/11

AUTHOR D’OEUVRES

Dear Pun Gents, we are holding a charity book event on Friday and need ideas for table names. We are naming each table with a pun on an author name e.g. The Wilde Things. Do you have any suggestions? ~Anne, Romsey, Hampshire, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rowling Stomachs
  2. The Shaw Mens
  3. ReJoycers
  4. The Toyl Stoydiers
  5. Woolf Men
  6. Apostles of Christie
  7. The RacKoontz
  8. Fine Yong Cannibals
  9. Scarry Faces
  10. Barbie Dahls
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02/26/11

I sat naked on a bucket of frozen water, after someone suggested I run for moon icy pail government.

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02/25/11

You can’t make fun of terrorists anymore. Except if they’re jihad-disseds.

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02/24/11

THE SLURPER BOWL

Dear Pun Gents, my co-ed football team is trying to think of a name with a sexual pun to it. That’s what the captain wants.  Something where Will Ferrell would say haha. ~Olivia, Fayetteville, NC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Tight Ends [too obvious]
  2. Poonters
  3. Hut Slots
  4. We Touch Down There
  5. No Cuddle Offense
  6. Line of Rimmage
  7. Third and Long
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02/24/11

OPUN HOUSE

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a web guide for students attending a university open day, and need a pun. Help. ~Wallace, Sunderland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Welcome, academian nuts
  2. It’s not tour early to sign up
  3. We got Guides and Dolls.
  4. A day of dancing and parentsing
  5. Check our smoking hot class
  6. You can’t spell education without ‘ducat’ – get your tickets here.
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02/24/11

ROLLING IN DOHA

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team at work. We are a drilling team that drill gas wells offshore. ~CD, Doha, Qatar

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rolling in Doha
  2. The Qataracts: We Strike You Blind
  3. The Drillionaires
  4. Offshore Things
  5. The Spillage People
  6. Power Ball Lads
  7. A Spare a Gas
  8. Gas Spare Tame? [yikes]
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