It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
Month: January 2020
They dont build guns like they used too. Too many modern firearms show signs of shotty workmanship.
Political correctness has a new virtual reality app. It provides an amazing censory experience.
Proctology guideliness are too doctor-anal. They could benefit from a bottoms-up approach.
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
Today’s pun will be dirty. Because we don’t believe in SOPA.
Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.
Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
They say homosexuals can’t have children, but they are wrong: Conception requires two gay meats.