February, 2020 :: PunGents.com

With the high cost of hair-loss treatments, it’s not just hairlines that are receipting.

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Anyone who plants a tree is in for a root awakening.

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Now for a very special series: Our STI movie night! Caught on the big screen*, in HPV-D!

Featuring:

Warts of the World
Extraordinary Pimples
Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds, starring V.Diesel (an infectious horror show!)
Schindler’s Syphilist
Pus in Booty
The Quickie and The Dead
Sleeping with the Emnity
Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Colons

Followed by a live performance of wandering menstruals!

*or catch it virally on YouTube

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Do those who analyze stool samples speak Tagalog?

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Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.

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Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?

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The Founding Fathers believed America was destined for greatness in fumigation. They termed it ‘Man o Pest Destiny‘

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Converting wood into toilet paper has no rhetorical defensibility. I see through your softest-tree!

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I quit drinking hard liquor and joined with my brothers at AA. Together we are kin dread spirits.

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Cervantes was a great speechmaker, but his greatest of all was Don Keynote.

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