With the high cost of hair-loss treatments, it’s not just hairlines that are receipting.
Anyone who plants a tree is in for a root awakening.
Now for a very special series: Our STI movie night! Caught on the big screen*, in HPV-D!
- Warts of the World
- Extraordinary Pimples
- Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds, starring V.Diesel (an infectious horror show!)
- Schindler’s Syphilist
- Pus in Booty
- The Quickie and The Dead
- Sleeping with the Emnity
- Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Colons
Followed by a live performance of wandering menstruals!
*or catch it virally on YouTube
Do those who analyze stool samples speak Tagalog?
The Founding Fathers believed America was destined for greatness in fumigation. They termed it ‘Man o Pest Destiny‘
Converting wood into toilet paper has no rhetorical defensibility. I see through your softest-tree!
I quit drinking hard liquor and joined with my brothers at AA. Together we are kin dread spirits.
Why is it filthy droids end up doing all the work?
Because a washed ‘bot never toils.
My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.
I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.