I quit drinking hard liquor and joined with my brothers at AA. Together we are kin dread spirits.

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Why is it filthy droids end up doing all the work?

Because a washed ‘bot never toils.

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The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.

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In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.

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