My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.
Month: February 2020
In honour of America’s bday, today’s pun will suck. We bore on the 4th of July.
By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.
Nobody liked the e-bike rider because he just moped around.
I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
Couches don’t like it when you make fun of them. They don’t appreciate sat ire.
The best punster in history: Adliberace.
I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.