Upset to find himself in deep water, the sea captain became can’t anchor us.
Month: December 2020
Hear about the wig thief? He had a hair owin’ addiction.
I drink a lot, on Thursdays.
French humour is so Sarkozstic
I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
Does the Journal of Incontinence Research utilize pee-er review?
Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.
What’s Larry King’s favourite Olympic sport?
Discus.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her?
“I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“