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01/22/2021

Suddenly I speak French. This is a Jacques to my system.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

01/22/2021

I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

01/21/2021

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01/21/2021

Some grievous afflictions could benefit from better PR branding. E.g., have you heard about the exciting new disease, Übercoolosis?

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

01/20/2021

What do you call crappy French clothing?

A zut suit!

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01/20/2021

I was surprised when my brain surgeon requested a urine sample. I replied ‘Why does my pia mater?’

And I was quite dejected after they removed my frontal lobes. I wanted nothing but to sulci around the house.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

01/19/2021

An investor stole my girlfriend. He was a date raider. A stocker. He just wouldn’t share.

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01/17/2021

Let us help. We’re Can-aidian.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)