I always get lost driving on New Year’s eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs.
Month: May 2021
During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
Do professional speechwriters have to fill out a lot of rant applications?
I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
Bad architecture in Louisiana? Any skyscraper there is either new or leans.
Louis Armstrong doing spots for Nike? Jazz do it!
Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
Are toupees made from mo’hair?
The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.
I’m so suggestive, I quit college after some drunk guy told me to “dropped ed.”